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Where's YOUR Badsider?
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The half-orc wandered into the business office with a mischievous grin on his face. PJ was looking over photographs and was deeply into the material she was working on for the next advertising campaign. Jake ambled up and waited in front of her desk.

As he waited, he started rocking on his heels until she looked. Distracted from her work, she put aside her marking pencil and pushed back her chair to look up at him.

Jake grinned at her. "I've got an idea for our next promotion."

PJ looked at him. "Ok, I'll bite. What is it?"

The half-orc pulled out a shirt from behind his back and stretched it out on top of all the photographs and paperwork.

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They say that vengeance is a dish best served cold.

Know what else is best served ice cold?
Badsider Beat Down Bold!

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A cool, crisp, golden ale, with just the right amount of hops to smack down your thirst!

Available now at your favorite taverns and inns!


Stop by the brewery to pick up a keg for your next party and get a 10% discount if you mention "Candy recommended it!"

And, if you buy a case or more, get a free "Overlord of my <3" T-shirt (while supplies last)!

Declare YOUR loyalty!
Drink Badsider Beat Down Bold!
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There's always a bully on the block...

Make sure it's you!
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The first root beer with the heart of a brute!

Get the brute!

Drink Badsider Broot!
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In honor of the Hydra Competition, a special summer seasonal...
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Bloody Beat Down Red!
Available for a limited time in bars and inns across Rhy'Din!
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The season is turning cooler and the leaves are turning red, but that's no reason to retreat indoors just yet!

Let your wolf out!

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Badwolf Stout
Red Orc Brewing
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It's still summer somewhere...
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Don't forget to bring along the Badsider!
(Everything else is optional.)
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Thirsting for something even colder than an ice-cold Broot?
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Tell 'em Napoleon sent you, and get a 10% discount!
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This is so yummy!!
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Just in time for the holidays!
What do you get your Bad Boy or Girl for Xmas?

Get 'em Bad Santa!
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A cinnamon and spice infused ale that will warm your belly on cold winter nights.
Just the thing to complement those well-earned bruises from spreading a little holiday cheer (in the ring!)

It's a perfect stocking stuffer!
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Summer's here...
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Be sure to leave room for a Badsider
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Red Orc Brewery presents the first in a new series of promotions...
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If it's good enough for The Empress...
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The Empress and the Anvil drink Badsider
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Are you going to tell them they're wrong?
With thanks to Jewell Ravenlock for the artwork
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