Dragon's Gate, Rhydin. (AP) — The ongoing case of the elderly's stolen/missing walkers has apparently been solved. The vigilante has finally been allegedly identified as that of the Assistant Duel of Swords Coordinator.
Twenty-Two-year-old Assistant Coordinator Gabriella Alexandros was seen at the Rhydin Theater and Opera House in Dragon's Gate on September 20, 2015.
The Rhydin Star reports the Assistant Coordinatoe had been following the elderly with the intent to make them less grumpy.
"I was just walking along, slowly," Said 147 year old Graccus Von Peeves. "..yelling at the kids with their loud music and rude behavior when all of a sudden, this.. masked vigilante in purple suddenly yanked my walker out from under me! And when I started to teeter and yell at her, she stuffed a big old cupcake in my mouth and said 'It's high in fiber'! I'm a diabetic, ain't nobody got time for that!"
Until recently, Miss Alexandros was considered a honest citizen.
Last month, the Rhydin Watch and the police sent DNA from a recovered walker for DNA testing, which was inconclusive.
The Watch, long considered incompetent, is expected to question Miss Alexandros on her alter-ego, apparently named 'Vanquisher of G.O.M." or, Grumpy Old Men. An image of the vigilante, as well as what abilities she is listed as being capable of, has been released to the public. Be on the look-out and approach with caution. More-so if you're over the age of 30.
The Case of the Missing Walkers solved.
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