One Liners

[Delahada]

Droet the Bold — Today at 10:26 PM
"Careful, Governor. They say pride goes before a fall. Sometimes with an eth or two in there."

[Kira Adia]

10/23/2021 in the Red Dragon Inn

Jackson — Today at 9:24 PM
“I’m good at annoying gods. So I can help with that.” I say towards Zag.

Angelic — Today at 9:24 PM
"Just the gods?" He lifted his mug for a long, loud, obvious siiiip.

[Kimone Kidd]

Ya'll don't hear from me.... ever...
But I was digging through some organizing of my bookmarks, and came across this little nugget of joy from IFL season 2014 on the Asian Invasion website that is still around, thought I'd share for the humor that made me spit take.
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PostSubject: Epic Typo!! Epic Typo!! Icon_minitimeWed Oct 29, 2014 11:50 pm Select/Unselect multi-quote Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post
Resolute: "I might have more work to do, but I can come on all of you for a little while." He slanted a look Kimone's way. "I'm confident, but don't rely on providence for anything."
Resolute: with*
Resolute: WITH*
JC: Wow Charlie. Wow.
Fourth: Terry would kill him, as would Melson. Off they went, clean of face and unsoiled by the seed of man.
Kimone Kidd: Well, she never tried that sort of thing....
Resolute: They WERE Asian...

Epic typo, bud. Epic.

[Winter Pearl]

Mist wandered in on Pearl and Amaris dueling in their bear and wolf forms.

Mist Gul — Today at 8:22 PM
"Aw, the little ladies are having a tea party," he teased as he stepped down and around to the arcade, carrying his mug of hot cider.

[PrlUnicorn]

Dakota Street — Today at 8:58 PM
"I guess it was the butt slap that did it," she mused.

[Delahada]

Kruger — Today at 9:31 PM
"Nice combo Gatito! Doran... take notes! Combos have cheese surrounded by a pretzel shell!"

[PrlUnicorn]

From Mira Burke in the RDI:
"You and your daughter don't hold the exclusive rights to stubbornness, old man...!"

[Delahada]

Partly Cloudy — Today at 10:48 PM
Kruger was over there trying to turn the axolotl into a salamander.

Kruger — Today at 10:50 PM
It was important to try to get your poke's to evolve.

[Partly Cloudy]

From Tenball, on Seaside Beach: “… Claire, this is Salvador Delahada, a man whose t-shirts usually speak louder than he does. …”

[Josette Wheeler]

From Reign in the arena 8/28: “Ew. Toxic masculinity is so last gen.” She deadpanned.

[Delahada]

After receiving the MEGA Mystery Box from Karma at the conclusion of the DoM ART:

XanthVanBokkelen — Today at 11:20 PM
He steps towards Strawberry and takes the box. There is nothing that pleases me greater than a Box full of Wins, HmmHmmHaHaHaHa. He pets the top of the box as if it was a pet kitty.



(^from Xanth in the Green Room)

[Delahada]

Delaney Lovell — Today at 11:33 PM
Mouths to Tahlia. "He remembers my pretzel bites."

[PrlUnicorn]

Koyliak — Today at 9:21 PM
We literally fight like an ole married couple, Boss. ::crooked grin, catching her breath::

[Delahada]

Rekah Illyriana — Today at 9:42 PM
She slid off the couch into a Rekah puddle on the floor. There she found her skeleton again and stood up.