Badsider Promotions

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Uncomfortable, that was probably the best way to describe Kruger as he stood before Jake making his pitch. Would his knowledge of the product be enough? Would the idea of another new line appeal to the owner of Red Orc Brewery? The idea had struck him not long after he’d come back to the duels. That had been a year ago and more, but back then it was an idea without anything to support it. There were plenty of energy drinks to go around, still he believed in this enough to find someone to help him develop a formula.

The flavors had come to him after an all night dueling session. Rather than going home he went out for breakfast, waffles of all things, but these were topped with blackberries and peaches. The texture of the peach allowed the blackberry flavor to be tasted without any of the bitterness that he always associated with it. A drink seemed obvious to him, but it needed to be more, it should be packed with essential nutrients and electrolytes to bring you back from the point of exhaustion. It should allow you to push your limits. Now he had a concept, and he had even come up with a slogan. Through his work with Rhydin’s small business association he’d managed to find a few contacts that might help him turn the idea into a reality.

There was always more to it than what appeared on the face of things. He’d tried some of the larger distributors only to face rejection, there were even a few who were willing to pay him to drop the idea all together. He’d been informed later that they already had a line of energy drink. Kruger sat on the idea, working slowly on things he could control like his strange appeal to the fans of the dueling community. That had given him more ideas, or rather a certain promotional gimmick had. Perhaps if he were well known enough to sign a few autographs, he might be famous enough to make himself part of the ad campaign? That gave him more to sell, but he was still gun shy about approaching any of the known vendors. Then came the offer he hadn’t expected. The Diamond, Jake mother effin Thrash had extended a hand to Kruger to become one of his mentees.

This was no ordinary meeting, it had come at the end of a training session, after the bruising had begun to set in. He was still uncomfortable, but he wasn’t wearing the suit that made him more so. In his mind he was still, in part, The Anvil. Kruger let himself settle into that frame of mind further before beginning. He found the grin that always appeared as he stepped into The Outback and then looked to his new mentor. “I’m no salesman Jake, I have no idea if you’re interested in a line of energy drinks or not. You put out Broot, so at the very least you could be.” Kruger pulled a large poster out of his locker. “I’ll give you the formula, I’ve taken the liberty of having an ad created. I’m willing to do more not because I need the cash but because I believe in the product.”

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In celebration of Fire in the Sky weekend
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The Phoenix is on the house all weekend long!
Courtesy of Red Orc Brewery

Push Your Limits!
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The Empress and the Anvil drink Badsider

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What's at your party?
With thanks to Jewell Ravenlock for the artwork, and her thanks to Lain Amthras for the hair coloring.
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Just in time for Booze Fest!

Limited-edition Badsider apparel featuring spokesmodel PJ Ramirez!


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Available only at the Red Orc Brewery booth at Booze Fest!
Get yours while supplies last!

Try out a BadCider while you are there!

BadCider -- New for this summer! A cider from the brewhouse that knows how to make a thirst quenching drink for the more adventurous of Rhydin. Three flavors of Badcider are available: Bad Apple Cider (a tart, green apple cider, perfect for any occasion), Sinful Sinnamon Cider (a cinnamony dry cider that pairs well with hearty steaks and seafood), and Candy Apple Cider (a mix of sweet and tart flavors, with a little something for everyone, and a kick to get ya' going!)
With thanks to marketing wizard, PJ Ramirez for the concept and graphic!
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Want to show your love of Broot?

Why wouldn't you?!?!

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Get yours while supplies last!
Tell them Gren sent you!

With thanks to marketing wizard, PJ Ramirez, for the idea and initial rendering!
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Just what is a "Brootality"?
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Nuff 'said!

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Get yours while supplies last!

Drink Broot!
With special thanks to Misty for coming up "Broot for Brutality!"
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Re: Badsider Promotions -- Mad Fairy Winter Ale

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What's more chaotic than a brewery infested with goblins?

A brewery invaded by goblins AND fairies!

Just in time for the Winterfest Holidays,
Red Orc Brewery is re-releasing their wildly popular Mad Fairy Winter Ale.

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Buy a case and get 10% off when using promo code "EMPRESS"!
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Re: Badsider Promotions

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Celebrate the Night with Drop Dead Red and your favorite partner.

What does your night have in store?


A bold, provocative red ale with a hint of scandalous, available for a limited time only during Fashion Week.

((Copied here from the Fashion Week promo, with thanks to Koy!))
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