Diamond Rules, Fall Cycle, 2016

[Kalamere]

These are the first of the Diamond Rules. I'm leaving room at the bottom for more because this is an unruly crowd and will very like need additional guidance.

1.) Betting on all fights is highly encouraged. Large bets may be held in escrow by a representative of The Line gambling house and sports bar for a very reasonable 1% fee. There will be a kiosk set up opposite the bar.

2.) No lawyers shall be permitted in the Outback. Redheads are permitted, but should be watched with caution. Redhead lawyers are right out and should probably be hung, but I'm open to having trials.

3.) Styx will be the official ring of the Outback. In the event of two lady fighters, however, the Pool is encouraged as an alternative.

4.) A can of pineapple wheat beer will be awarded all fight losers as a consolation prize. Thank Eden for the contribution.

5.) Speaking of Eden, cherry colas will be free.

6.) Jewell and Raye (Empress Overlady and Queen of the Arena) will be entitled to all the tequila they want to drink.

7.) Rule #7 shall be determined by the holder of the Panther's Claw, so Misery can fill this in later.

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[Flowing Tears]

7.) TRASH is the Official Band of the Outback. Buy your copy of the album Highs & Lows today!


p.s. Thanks for including me on this big diamond!

~ Miz "OG" Postu