Sartan's Silliness

[Capt Sneggle]

Sartan has challenged me for the Eleventh because I winked at his girl out-of-season. So, once the wins are verified we will do our thing.

I am sooo honored by all this.

Lorance

[G]

Hope you enjoyed your "Barony" Snegs. Cause it's done now.

Your knowledge of honor is seriously questionable, while even I know that you've done more than just wink. Don't downplay your poor behavior.

G

[Deluthan]

Hey, looks like the pot's calling the Sneggle black.

[Sartan]

I don't know what an out-of-season wink is nor do I really care. You were repeatedly disrespectful to someone I care a great deal about, and when I told you that you needed to stop I believe your exact words were "You don't intimidate me."

If me beating you in this challenge isn't enough for the message to get through that you need to respect women, I'll continue taking any title you acquire for the next few cycles. Hopefully you'll get the picture eventually.

Sartan

[Karen Wilder]

I's been hearin' some bad things 'bout ye in th' past few weeks, Sneggs. Ifin it were enough tae get Sartan angry, then it probably wouldae got me poundin' th' snot out o' ye on th' spot. O'course, my temper's none too light lately.

Karen

[Sprite]

Uh oh. Karen's angry. Look out Lorance, or she'll damn you.

[Capt Sneggle]

Karen,

Who am I to care why you get your shorts in a knot? Can't think of a single reason why I should care.

I repeat for the benefit of Sartan. "You do not in any way intimidate me. So, come and do your best. P.S. I will still be winking at Rory.

G, you who hold all the current and past awards in womanizing have little room to talk, but I know you will take the room anyhow so continue to march eh.

[Farek]

Both of you should be ashamed for this pathetic excuse of a challenge. I hope the Ward of Gondar malfunctions and kills both of you sniveling idiots.

-Farek

[G]

Farek, that's a little harsh. Sartan has a fairly decent reason in challenging. Unless you feel it's okay for someone to be disrespectful to people you care about.

If I were disrespectful to you or your girl, I'd be expecting something like a challenge. In this case, neither of them are, I would say, snivelling, though I've always thought of Snegs as an idiot.

Snegs, sometimes I wonder if you ever know what you're talking about. Unfortunately for you, temporary insanity is not a good excuse for anything around here.

I still fully expect Sar to win.

G

[Capt Sneggle]

Farek,

Geez, you barely know me and allready dissing me. Damn.

G, you barely know me and allready dissing me. Damn-Damn

Lorance

[Farek]

I am dissing you, as you so eloquently put it, for this vitriol-filled exchange of words. In order to be fair, however, I am also dissing Sartan, for the same reasons.

I need not know either of you personally to tell when you both act like childish fools.

[Elijah]

Fighting over a woman is gay. Grow up.

[The Amazing Nova]

Unless you're suggesting it's a happy occasion, Elijah, I don't think fighting over a woman can be called gay. Unless it's women fighting over a woman. But then it's called porn. And I'm all for it.

Snuggles winked at me once, Sar. Get my honor back for me.

-Nova

[Vinny]

Sar, you should feel lucky, not disrespected. Because no matter how much Snegs winks/flirts/et al, you know that you'll be the one she goes home with. Just thing of this incident as proving that Rory's a desirable catch and you've caught her.

As for the actaul challenge, I hope Snegs kicks your overreacting behind.

Vinny

[Rory Laurent]

While listening to you all talk as if you know what's up was amusing, it's quickly growing old.

Let me set the record straight for all you who think Sartan is challenging over a wink. There was no wink. Lorance hit on me. I politely rebuffed his advances and he accused me of leading him on. My many "no"s just didn't do the trick. Evidently, he needs a flat out "The thought of having sex with you makes my stomach turn" to understand that he doesn't have a chance. He continues to harrass me time and time again. Therefore, Sartan dislikes him.

I don't really know a much better reason for challenging someone than disliking that person. It sure beats just challenging because you have the needed peer wins. If Vinny's slow tail thinks that challenging somebody because you dislike them is an overreaction, I'd love to know what he thinks of a warlord just challenging for the hell of it.

Rory